This is a List of Sketches on the Nickelodeon All That Seasons 1-10 All That.
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| Sketch | Appearances from Season(s) | Information & Plot | Starring |
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| Good Burger | Seasons 1-5, 9-10 | A recurring sketch that took place at a fast food restaurant. The cashier, Ed played by Kel Mitchell in Seasons 1-5 and Ryan Coleman in Seasons 9-10, was portrayed as a clueless teenager who always found a way to mess things up. A notable quote from Good Burger, stated by Kel in every episode, was "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?" When not dealing with a customer, he would bang on the cash register while singing "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause were all dudes. HEY!" Good Burger was later made into a 1997 movie starring Kel Mitchell reprising his role as Ed and Kenan Thompson as a new character named Dexter. Dan Schneider played Ed's frequently irritated boss during the first five seasons. A frequent gag is that whenever Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell did the Lester Oakes and Ed act, they couldn't help snickering. Frequent customers include: Bernie Kibbitz (Josh Server), Lester Oaks, Construction Worker (Kenan Thompson), and Connie Muldoon (Lori Beth Denberg). (Seasons 1-5, 9-10) Some notable Good Burger sketches included:
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Kel Mitchell as Ed (Seasons 1-5)
Ryan Coleman as Ed (Seasons 9-10) |
| Dullmont Jr. High School | Seasons 1-6 | Dullmont Jr. High School had many characters that carried into varying sketches, but remained the same. At the school, strange things would happen, mainly due to the insane staff:
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Various Cast Members in respectful roles |
| Billy Fuco | Seasons 4-6 | A boy who would always shout and loved saying his name. He appeared in random sketches. | Leon Frierson as Billy Fuco |
| Have a Nice Day with Leroy & Fuzz | Seasons 4-6 | Featured Leon Frierson as Leroy, who hosted a children's TV show with the help of Fuzz, an annoying puppet (similar to a Muppet). Leroy would discuss a typical topic that most children disliked, such as homework, bedtime, brushing teeth, etc. Fuzz would frequently describe the "joy" of such feeling, only to have Leroy attack him, (for an example, Leroy stuck a high powered sander in Fuzz's mouth) At the end of the sketch, Leroy would find a way to get Fuzz painfully removed from the screen (he once stuck Fuzz in a crate marked "Cuba"), and would then tell the children to "Have a Nice Day." | Leon Frierson as Leroy |
| The Spice Boys | Seasons 5-6 | A parody of Spice Girls, is a fictional boy band that consist of 5 different kinds of boys. They attempt to sing at end of a Spice Boy segment. They're have been segment of the Spice Boys signing autographs, a QA, and recording a song. The Boys are:
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Danny Tamberelli
Nick Cannon & Josh Server (Seasons 5-6) Kenan Thompson (Season 5) |
| Walter the Earboy | Seasons 1-3 & 5 | Discussed the trials and tribulations of a teenager named Earboy, because (as the theme song goes), "his ears are really big!" Earboy (Josh Server) went to a school where he was always made fun of. He and his three friends Pizza Face (Kel Mitchell) (he had a slice of pizza for a face), Tinsel Teeth (Alisa Reyes) (her mouth was full of Christmas decorations), and Four Eyes (Angelique Bates) (she had four eyeballs in two sockets) faced teenage problems while trying to fit in. Thankfully, they had help from "a freak like us, but everyone likes him, and he's got a lot of money"-namely, Ross Perot, played by Katrina Johnson. Mocking Perot's wild attitude, Johnson often threw piles of money in the air and offered insane advice to the foursome. The four appear to be students as Dullmont Jr. High School. | Josh Server as Walter the Earboy |
| The Island Girls | Seasons 2-3 | Starred Lori Beth Denberg and Alisa Reyes as Fran and Kiki, two girls who were stranded on a desert island. Fran desperately wanted to escape the island, and often devised ways to reach civilization. Unfortunately, the happy-go-lucky (and stupid) Kiki would constantly end up ruining Fran's ideas. Occasionally, visitors would come to the island (such as a group of pirates and island natives), and Fran would hope to escape with them, only to see them driven away by Kiki's silly actions. The sketch always ended with Kiki singing her "Forever and Ever" song, and Fran knocking herself unconscious. | Lori Beth Denberg as Fran
Alisa Reyes as Kiki |
| Baggin' Saggin' Barry | Seasons 1-2 | This sketch starred Kenan Thompson as Baggin' Saggin' Barry, a boy with extremely large pants. Barry's friends were often stuck in unfortunate situations. Thankfully, he would always have everything that the group needed in his enormous pants, including food, drinks, entertainment, and even transportation (one sketch featured him pulling a full-sized airplane out of his pants). In one notable episode, Barry met Baggin' Saggin' Mary (Alisa Reyes), and the two engaged in a battle of who had more stuff in their pants. He lost the battle but he got some advice from Clavis to believe what's in his pants and he eventually beats Mary and they get married and have children. (Seasons 1-2) (This sketch inspired the title of a later Kenan & Kel episode, "Baggin' Saggin' Kel.") | Kenan Thompson as Baggin' Saggin' Barry |
| Vital Information | Season 1-6, 10 | Vital Information was a sketch in which Lori Beth Denberg (later Danny Tamberelli and Lil' JJ during the relaunch, respectively) delivered words of wisdom, usually three sayings in a row. Some of these Vitals included:
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Lori Beth Denberg (Seasons 1-4)
Danny Tamberelli (Seasons 5-6) Lil' JJ (Season 10) |
| Superdude | Seasons 1-5 | A parody of Superman. The sketch revolved around a teenage superhero (played by Kenan Thompson) whose alter ego was named Mark Cant(a possible reference to Clark Kent). His girlfriend was Penny Lane (a possible reference to Lois Lane) (played by Angelique Bates, Alisa Reyes, and Christy Knowings), both characters also appearing in Durmont Jr. High School, and his main nemesis was Milk Man (played by Josh Server). Superdude's one weakness was being lactose intolerant (he could not be touched by dairy products), therefore all of his villains were dairy-themed: Milk Man, Butter Boy, Cow Boy, and Yogurl; the majority of these villains are played by Kel Mitchell. A few notable characters appeared in Superdude sketches:
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Kenan Thompson as Superdude |
| Ask Ashley | Seasons 3-6 | Ask Ashley[1] was a sketch starring Amanda Bynes as a little girl named Ashley, who offered advice from her bedroom on a TV series. She was sweet and friendly until she read letters sent in by clueless viewers. After reading a letter, Ashley would go on a violent tirade against the letter's author. Her characteristic phrase, "Thaaaaat's me!" during the sketch became one of the sketch's trademarks. (In later sketches, children in the audience could be heard saying it with her.) The first letter that Ashley ever read was written by somebody who had no idea how to turn their peanut butter and jam sandwich over (her mother put the jelly on the wrong side and Ashley yelled "TURN THE STINKING SANDWICH OVER!!!!"). In one memorable sketch, Dr. Joyce Brothers made an appearance to talk to Ashley about her tirades and even read one of the letters, and like Ashley (who was her biggest fan) also launched into a tirade. The final letter read by Ashley (in the original series finale) was asking her why she is so mean to everyone who sends letters. In an episode of The Amanda Show, Amanda opens a letter on stage. She reads the greeting (Dear Amanda,) and the crowd responded "Thaaaaaat's me!". Amanda responded by saying "No, different show, different show". | Amanda Bynes as Ashley |
| Ishboo | Seasons 1-3 | Ishboo was a foreign exchange student whose customs were rather unusual to Americans. It was proper in Ishboo's foreign land (which was never named) to shout "Walla Walla Woo!" and hide behind furniture in a panic after somebody sneezed. It was proper to bark like a dog while proposing a toast. It was customary to give your psychiatrist a live lobster on your first visit. When Ishboo's American friends gave him a birthday cake, he ran for a fire extinguisher in a panic and immediately doused the candles, asking, "How dare you set fire to my birthday cake?" It is suspected that Ishboo may have been a fake, as he is quite adept at getting out of troublesome situations-even those he "did not understand" seconds before. To escape from predicaments, he would hypnotize people by using his "swinging jewel". Comedian Sinbad guest starred as Ishboo's father, Sinboo. | Kenan Thompson as Ishboo |
| USS Spaceship | Seasons 3-4 | A parody of Star Trek. It featured Amanda Bynes as Captain Tantrum, commander of the U.S.S. Spaceship. She was only a child, and often whined and screamed to get her way. Her crew included Singo (Kel Mitchell), who sang everything he said, First Mate (Josh Server) who tried to reason with her and often failed, Officer Ulcer (Kenan Thompson), who spoke in an odd accent and followed orders, and Susumi (Alisa Reyes), later replaced by Lt. Fondue (Christy Knowings). They traveled around space and often encountered villains such as Crouton, which, as his name suggests, is a large, human-like crouton (played by Danny Tamberelli), Thumbtax, a mechanical woman (played by Lori Beth Denberg), or the Queen of the Hoganoids, a pig-like monster (played by Tricia Dickson). Captain Tantrum would often scream and cry when she encountered the villains, and Thumbtax always relented. In one memorable sketch, the crew defeated the greedy Hoganoids by sending over a missile and then energizing it, sending bacon flying everywhere. | Amanda Bynes as Captain Tantrum |
| Repairman | Seasons 2-5 | Whenever a device, item, or piece of equipment broke in a household, workplace, or public area, Repairman (played by Kel Mitchell) appeared (usually by falling from the sky and crashing into something on the way like a ceiling, roof, or wall), claiming he could fix it. However, he usually ends up further damaging the article he intended to repair, finding other things in the vicinity to “repair," and ultimately angering the owners. In the beginning of the sketch when asked to identify himself he exclaimed, with a self-made echo, “I’M REPAIR MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!” He would finish off his introduction with a rather sinister and insane laugh. Once, he called in a "second opinion" and introduced a one-time character, REPAIR BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY, who was played by Leon Frierson. | Kel Mitchell as Repairman |
| Cooking with Randy and Mandy | Seasons 1-4 | A sketch starring Kenan Thompson and Angelique Bates. Every now and then, When Cooking With Randy and Mandy started, the two greeted each other with "Hi, Randy," and "Hi, Mandy." The two played a duo named Randy and Mandy, who had their own cooking show on the fictional channel 106B. Every recipe concocted by the duo always contained massive amounts of chocolate (for example: spaghetti smothered in chocolate syrup). The only reason they had chocolate for every recipe is only because they are obsessed with chocolate. In one sketch, Randy gets in a hot tub that, instead of water, contains liquid chocolate. When Angelique Bates left, the sketch was renamed Cooking With Randy, with the explanation being that Mandy had been sent to a chocolate rehabilitation center. A different chef would appear each time with their own preferred ingredient (such as a chef played by Chris Farley, who preferred ketchup) and Randy would have to demonstrate chocolate's superiority. | Kenan Thompson as Randy
Angelique Bates as Mandy |
| Loud Librarian | Seasons 2-4 | A sketch starring Lori Beth Denberg as Mrs. Hushbaum, a librarian. Ironically, who was very loud in her library. She commonly honked her air horn and blew her whistle while students are studying. She always engaged in noisy activities such as:
Ironically, when someone else in the library made the tiniest sound, including asking her to stop what she was doing, she would scream things like, "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! HUSH! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, THEN I WILL BE VIOLENT!" A trademark of the sketch was her air horn, and the signs she had placed around the library that read, "Quiet", "No Talking", "Stifle", "Hush", "Silence", and "Shhh". |
Lori Beth Denberg as Ms. Hushbum |
| Whateverrr! | Seasons 4-6 | A sketch starring Amanda Bynes and Christy Knowings as Gina and Jessica. They played a pair of loud, ditzy valley girls who hosted their own television show. The duo commonly talked about very materialistic things, such as broken fingernails, and their obsession with Leonardo DiCaprio. This sketch, like "Cooking With Randy And Mandy", aired on channel 106B, and in addition had a set change and theme sketches, sometimes with famous people like NBA superstar Kobe Bryant. One of the sketches was on the 100th episode when Gina threw a surprise birthday party for Jessica which she bring out a birthday cake with the Backstreet Boys on it. Gina gave Jessica a present Robert Ri'chard, the star of Cousin Skeeter after he was dragged off the streets from Gina and then wrap him up as a present who then escape after Jessica thanking Gina. However, Repairman appeared overhearing Jessica, who had just broke her fingernails, and started to wreck the whole "Whateverrrr" set which ended with him breaking the camera. | Amanda Bynes as Gina
Christy Knowings as Jessica |
| Everyday French with Pierre Escargot | Seasons 1-5 | Featured Kenan Thompson, sitting in a bathtub filled with suds, wearing a rain coat and matching hat. In the sketch, Thompson (as Pierre Escargot) would take a break from whatever he is doing (like playing an accordion or pretending to drive a car), say silly phrases in badly-pronounced French, and then translate them in English. The sketch was commonly used to introduce the show's musical guest. Some examples:
This was used in the 10th anniversary and was Kenan's favorite sketch. |
Kenan Thompson as Pierre Escargot |
| Life with Peter and Flem | Seasons 2-4 | In the tradition of an over-the-top Goofus & Gallant or Bud and Dud, was a sketch that featured Peter (Kel Mitchell) and Flem (Josh Server), doing the same thing but with different methods. Peter would use the right way while Flem would use his "own" stupid method. For example, "In turning off the TV, Peter uses a remote... Flem uses a brick." | Kel Mitchell as Peter
Josh Server as Flem |
| Lemonade Scammer | Seasons 1-3 | A sketch featuring an adorable little girl (played by Katrina Johnson) who just wanted to make some money selling her homemade lemonade. Unfortunately for people passing by, the little girl was extremely "persuasive", utilizing methods such as giving away peanuts soaked in pepper juice and then charging ridiculously hefty prices for her drinks, or making people pay extra for a cup, ice, or sugar. If a customer refused to pay or buy lemonade, the girl would cry and make up something that her mom would do as a punishment. A similar bit took place on the Tom Kane Show with Bill Thompson. | Katrina Johnson as the little girl, aka, Lemonade Scammer |
| Fat Cop | Seasons 4-5 | A parody of crime drama shows, featuring Danny Tamberelli as Jack Campbell, an obese cop. After a dramatic crime was revealed (one episode featured stolen electronics), Campbell would appear at the door. A Law & Order type credit sequence would play, featuring Campbell eating a mountain of spaghetti. He would then ask questions about victims' meals throughout the day, and "search" through fridges for clues while stuffing his face. Usually the clients would stomp away after a while, leaving him to enjoy eating everything. This was used in the 10th anniversary, where Principal Pimpell observed, "That officer certainly is obese." | Danny Tamberelli as Jack Cambell: Fat Cop |
| Detective Dan | Seasons 2-6 | a sketch featuring a hopelessly incompetent private eye played by Josh Server, speaking in a style similar to Columbo. After a crime was committed, Dan would appear and make a horrible mess of things. In one episode, a wealthy woman's jewelry was stolen. When the butler walked by Dan covered in pearls and other gems, he let him go by while investigating a statue. His famous line was "I'm Detective Dan" in a thick, cliché private eye voice. He would sometimes add on to the line depending on the situation, such as when he walked in wearing a trenchcoat and boxers, and said, "I'm Detective Dan, and I'm not wearing any pants." He had one daughter (Amanda Bynes), who was clearly more intelligent than him. This was used in the 10th anniversary. | Josh Server as Detective Dan |
| Cheeseburger Doyle | Seasons 6 | Featured a talking cheeseburger puppet (played by Danny Tamberelli) who ran a detective agency in the style of Dick Tracy. Hapless victims often appealed to him to solve some mystery, and Doyle would infiltrate the scene of the crime in a disguise (usually a false mustache). Astoundingly, everyone was always tricked by the disguise, and Doyle would catch the culprit red-handed, spraying mustard or other condiments on him or her. The victim would be nearby to thank Doyle-and then attempt to eat him. Also, it would show a guy named Bill (Leon Frieson) he would always say "Ay, it's a talking cheeseburger," in a manly voice and then jump out a window laughing. | Danny Tamberelli as the Cheeseburger puppet |
| The Inconvenience Store | Seasons 5 | Featured two "hoodrats" named Laneesha (Kenan Thompson) and Latanya (Nick Cannon) who work in a convenience store called Quick & Fast. They were loud and had a tendency to be rude to customers, and even verbally berated someone who tried to rob the store (Danny Tamberelli). Latanya's arch-nemesis was Latasha (Christy Knowings). At the end of the sketches, Latanya would say "It's time to get our freak on!" and dance to Miami bass music. Latanya was later added as a major character and Nick's (fictional) cousin in The Nick Cannon Show, again played by Nick Cannon. | Kenan Thompson as Laneesha
Nick Cannon as Latanya |
| Dudco Enterprises | Season 6 | After Kenan Thompson left All That, Nick Cannon's Latanya character got a new job as a receptionist at Dudco Enterprises. Most of her time was spent talking on the phone, much to the chagrin of her boss (Christy Knowings). Similar to the Inconvenience Store, Latanya would dance to Miami bass music. After All That went on hiatus, the Latanya character would go on to The Nick Cannon Show. | Nick Cannon as Latanya |
| Stuart | Seasons 5-6 | A sketch featuring Mark Saul as Stuart, a deranged individual who took on minimum wage jobs and believed (incorrectly) that he was the best person ever to do that job. Stuart's antics ranged from incompetent (such as a postman destroying a fragile parcel), to bizarre (such as a yearbook photographer using an iguana instead of a camera), to surreal (such as suddenly believing he is the customer, and asking the real customer for assistance). When his customers complained, his answers were nonsensical, and he frequently made animal noises, ate inedible things, spoke to inanimate objects and broke into dance. Eventually, it would emerge that Stuart had tied up and replaced the real person of that job. They appear out of nowhere with an officer saying "That's him! He tied me up and took my uniform!" He ends with a monologue "Fine, I'm not the real ____. I'm just a guy, named Stuart. But you know, if I was the real ____, I'd be the greatest ____ in ALL THE LAND!", before making his escape on an imaginary animal. | Mark Saul as Stuart |
| Complaint Department | Seasons 2-4 | Complaint Department was set in a complaint department of a store, with people (portrayed by random cast members) waiting on line to complain about a purchased item to the clueless clerk, played by Lori Beth Denberg. The clerk would examine the item, and would either not find anything wrong with it, attempt to (badly) fix it herself, or give insane suggestions on how to fix it, until the consumer would leave, irritated. A common line from the clerk would be "...Is that your complaint?", which would further annoy the consumer. However, there was one special instance when Good Burger's Ed (played by Kel Mitchell) found her insane suggestions to make sense, and would fall in love with the clerk, the feeling being mutual. | Lori Beth Denberg as the clueless clerk |
| Jimmy Bond: Agent 1/7 | Seasons 1, 4-6 | A parody of James Bond. Josh Server played Jimmy Bond, a teenage secret agent who often had to save the world from dangerous villains. "W" (Kel Mitchell) often created gadgets designed to help Jimmy, but they always failed miserably. Whenever Jimmy goes to confront the villain, W or Z would say "I love it when he saves the world". In later sketches "W" was replaced by "Z" (Nick Cannon). Jimmy's actual talent as a spy was questionable, but most of the villains were too strange or stupid to actually complete any evil plans. Villains included:
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Josh Server as Jimmy Bond |
| Seymour Reacts to Stuff | Season 5 | A sketch that featured Kenan Thompson as Seymour. The sketch took place in a park. The sketch had something cute (which was never seen) that became more humorous, as usual. Seymour never said anything. | Kenan Thompson as Seymour |
| Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead | Season 6 | A parody of Martha Stewart featuring Christy Knowings as Gloria Bankhead and Mark Saul as her mute assistant Andre. She makes household items out of trash and Andre constantly bothers her. In one sketch Bill Clinton, portrayed by Gabriel Iglesias, appeared as a guest. | Christy Knowings as Gloria Bankhead |
| Cheese Police | Season 1-2, 4 | The Cheese Police were a pair of policemen who accuses people of using cheese illegally. They mainly featured Kel Mitchell as Officer Colby. | Kel Mitchell as Officer Colby |
| Don't Do This @ Home/School | Season 5 | A sketch showing a kid (Leon Frierson) doing things that should never be done at home or school. | Leon Frierson as a kid |
| Dr. Debbie | Season 6 | A sketch where Amanda Bynes was a doctor who was also a cheerleader. One time she helped Bernie Kibbitz, played by Josh Server. | Amanda Bynes as Dr. Debbie |
| Boring man | Season 6 | A sketch where the superhero Boring Man (played by Danny Tamberelli) told boring stories to his enemies and putting them to sleep and his side-kick Pillow-Boy (Leon Frierson) gave them pillows to lay on. His arch-nemesis is Hypno-Pants (played by Mark Saul), who hypnotizes his victims using a hypno-disk on his butt. | Danny Tamberelli as Boring man |
| Baby Chat | Season 6 | A sketch where 2 babies named Lulu (Christy Knowings) and Chester (Gabriel Iglesias) explored a certain topic. Christy knew the topic but when she passed it to Gabriel, he just acted like a baby. | Christy Knowings as Lulu
Gabriel Iglesias as Chester |
| Okrah | Seasons 2-3 | A sketch that featured Kel Mitchell as Okrah, a parody of Oprah Winfrey, whose catchphrase is "I feel the hurt." | Kel Mitchell as Okrah |
| Lester Oaks, Construction Worker | Seasons 1-5 | a construction worker played by Kenan Thompson who would appear in random sketches. He always said "construction worker" after his name. He would often use the word "construction" as a verb (e.g. "I have some important things to construction") | Kenan Thompson as Lester Oaks |
| Bernie Kibbitz | Seasons 3-6 | An old man who would appear in random sketches, notably Good Burger. Whenever Ed annoyed him with his antics, Bernie would say You make Bernie Kibbitz so angry! In one Good Burger sketch, Ed made him so angry that he exploded. During the 10th Anniversary, in a huge Good Burger sketch, it was revealed he has a young granddaughter named Bernice (played by Kristina Kirkman of the "Relaunch" cast). | Josh Server as Bernie Kitbitz |
| Jiffy Springs | Seasons 6 | A parody of Britney Spears. | Amanda Bynes as Jiffy Springs |
| Channel 6 ½ News | Seasons 5-6 | Featured Brenda Stone (Christy Knowings), a rather obnoxious news anchorwoman, and Ray Borealis (Josh Server), a weatherman who was often put into dangerous places to report the weather (i.e., a hurricane in Montana, the North Pole, Mars, Death Valley, a dumpster, a very tall building, etc.) | Christy Knowings as Brenda Stone
Josh Server as Ray Borealis |
| Channel 6 ½ Sports | Season 5 | Featured two sports casters, Jack Tackahashi (Kenan Thompson) and Mack Tackahashi (Josh Server). Neither are related to each other. The pair would usually have events at Dullmont Jr. High School (i.e., A girl (Amanda Bynes) trying to sit next to the popular kids during lunch, a boy (Leon Frierson) trying to finish a test, and a guy (Nick Cannon) trying to ask a girl (Christy Knowings) to dance with him). A reporter named Bo Stallion (Danny Tamberelli) and a coach (Mark Saul) also appeared in the sketches. | Kenan Thompson as Jack Tackahshi
Josh Server as Mack Tackahashi |
| Francis the Caveman | Seasons 5-6 | A talk show host who also appeared in random sketches. He was accompanied by Studs Wilkinson (Josh Server) on his talk show. | Danny Tamberelli as Francis |
| Antoine | Seasons 3-5 | A hippie who would appear in random sketches. | Kenan Thompson as Antoine |
| Benji Martin | Seasosn 6 | Supposedly Ricky Martin's younger brother who would be booked for events that Ricky could not attend himself. | Gabriel Iglesias as Benji Martin |
| The Maroons | Seasons 3-5 | a completely idiotic family who doesn't cook properly, wear their clothes inside out, never cleans their house, has breakfast at night, falls down the stairs, and many other stupid things. The family consists of:
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Lori Beth Denberg
Josh Server Alisa Reyes Kel Mitchell |
| Mavis and Clavis | Seasons 1-5 | two elderly hecklers of the show, played by Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell. (Seasons 1-5) They were most likely a parody of Statler & Waldorf from The Muppet Show. They also reappeared during the 100th Episode Live! and the 10th Anniversary. | Kenan Thompson as Mavis
Kel Mitchell as Clavis |
| You Can't Win | Seasons 3-6 | A parody of game shows, featuring host Jerry Fytootal (surname later changed to Futile), played by Josh Server. Three contestants, played by other cast members, would appear on the show. As the title suggested, it was quite literally impossible for the contestants to win. The first round featured quiz questions that either had no answer or were incomplete (a classic example: "How many shoes?"). In addition, certain events could trigger a massive loss of points, such as speaking when not supposed to, or saying a certain word. (On one occasion, a contestant actually answered the question correctly; Jerry then claimed that he did not hear the contestant.) After the quiz round, contestants would be asked to perform random and completely difficult tasks, such as transforming a sheep into a dolphin or putting their entire foot in their entire mouth in ten seconds, or speaking to a dog in another language. On one notable occasion, female bodybuilder Helga Schlumpkenfist (played by Danny Tamberelli) actually completed her task: eating 400 meatballs within 10 seconds. However, she accidentally ate three extra meatballs, and once again lost. At this, she brutally mauled the host, and then declared that she won. | Josh Server as Jerry Fytootal/Futile |
| Everything for Free Store | Season 6 | A sketch that took place in a store where everything is free, which is a rip-off. However, an item must be brought to the register to be purchased, which contradicts the "free items" theme of the store. An example of this is Danny finding a watch and after hearing that it's free, walks towards the exit and is accused of shoplifting. Also, items are not returnable. | N/A |
| Bradley the Big Ol' Baby | Season 3 | a grown man played by Kenan who acted like a baby. | Kenan Thompson as Bradley |
| What Do You Do? | Season 4 | A parody of the hit Nickelodeon game show Figure It Out. The host was Winter Wonders (Christy Knowings). Like Figure It Out, this show also featured panelists having to guess what peoples' hobbies were. Only the panelists were characters from this show. | Christy Knowings as Winter Wonders |
| Action League Now | Seasons 1, 10 | N/A | N/A |
| I Luv Lucy | Season 4 | A parody of the show I Love Lucy that featured Amanda Bynes as Lucille Ball's character Lucy Ricardo, Victor Cohn-Lopez as Desi Arnaz's character Ricky Ricardo, Lori Beth Denberg as Vivian Vance's character Ethel Mertz, and Kenan Thompson as William Frawley's character Fred Mertz. One sketch showed Repairman trying to "fix" their color TV. | Amanda Bynes as Lucy Ricardo |
| Helga | Seasosn 5-6 | N/A | Danny Tamberelli as Helga |
| An Important Message From Someone | Season 6 | N/A | N/A |
| Dr. K | Seasons 1-2 | A sketch featuring Kel Mitchell as a radio talk show host who helps families with problems with their children, gives them stupid advice, and then rings a large gong when the problem is solved. When he answers a call, he frequently says "Say hey to ticky ticky Dr. K!!!!" | Kel Mitchell as Dr. K |
| Bacteria | Seasons 1-2, 4 | A band of musicians that look and perform songs that are titled for 'bacteria' themed substances. | Josh Server as Maggot
Kenan Thompson as Spew Alisa Reyes as Rash (Seasons 1-2) Danny Tamberelli as Bwah (Season 4) |
| Turbulent Airlines | Season 6 | N/A | various cast members as different characters |
| C.J. and the Cloudy Knights | Seasons 4 | N/A | Leon Frierson as C.J
Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, Danny Tamberelli, and Josh Server as the Cloudy Knights Christy Knowings as Yoko |
| Squash-Hicks | Season 3 | a sketch that was always interrupted because the stage crew can never find the Squash Boy costume so the cast members just did other activities including audience fishing and trying to hit a giant bell over the audience. One time Mavis and clavis interrupted the sketch and entertained the audience by performing the song "Shout!". | N/A |
| Megan Marples | Seasons 4-5 | A geeky girl with hidden talents. She appears in random sketches. | Amanda Bynes as Megan Marples |
| Dr. Bynes | Seasons 3-4 | A terrible dentist who often tries give patients checkups with his hands usually dirty from doing something personal like changing his car's oil. | Josh Server as Dr. Bynes |
| Wizard of Cos | Season 2 | A parody of The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy (played by Katrina Johnson) must take a shower but instead winds up in the Land of Cos. She meets various characters like Mr. McToad, an ugly toad who is tired of scaring people with his face (played by Josh Server) and Pasta Man, a man made completely of noodles who hopes to get some sauce (played by Kel Mitchell). She eventually meets the Wizard of Cos, also known as Bill Cosby (played by Kenan Thompson). | Katrina Johnson as Dorothy |
| Sketch | Appearances from Season(s) | Information & Plot | Starring |
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| Know Your Stars | Seasons 7-10 | A sketch that gave facts and info about a cast member or special guest. The sketch involved a random voice that made a mockery of individual cast members or guest stars with embarrassing, wacky, funny, but untrue facts. An example of this is: "Britney Spears, hasn't brushed her teeth in 6 months." Almost all of them complain about this, with the exception of Totally Kyle (The Amanda Show) when he agrees with everything the voice says and Pickle Boy who just tilts his head. This short sketch would appear during every episode. Brian Peck provided the voiceovers of the sketch. | Various Cast Members (1 episode each) |
| Bridget's Slumber Party | Seasons 7-9 | A sketch that featured three girls who were constantly having a slumber party-Bridget (Chelsea), a boy-crazed teen, Gail (Giovonnie), a sunny, happy individual, and Claudia (Lisa), a frightening goth. Strange things would often happen during the slumber party, usually due to Claudia's magic. Claudia would suggest doing a disgusting thing and Bridget would say "do <disgusting thing> later!". Sometimes Bridget's little brother Elliot (Kyle) would interrupt the party, and the older girls would torture him, specifically Claudia. One example consisted of her whispering something into Elliot's ear, causing him to run away screaming and horrified by what she said. Whenever someone left the sketch, they would usually go out the window; this was mocked in one sketch featuring a pizza man. | Chelsea Brummet as Bridget
Giovonnie Samuels as Gail Lisa Foiles as Claudia |
| A Poem by Claudia | Season 10 | After Giovonnie's departure, comes the spin-off of Bridget's Slumber Party, the character of Claudia (Foiles) was retained in a small sketch, during which Claudia would read a poem to children, alternating cute and horrifying lines until delivering the final line in a demonic voice. This would scare all the children home, all except Claudia. | Lisa Foiles as Claudia |
| Rowdy Fans | Seasons 7-9 | Featured two rowdy fans (Shane and Jack) who were loud and bothersome. The pair often intruded in places that rowdy fans were unnecessary, such as on a date or in an operating room. They would yell, cheer, scream, make signs, and do the "butt-quake", annoying everyone they came in contact with. | Shane Lyons
Jack DeSena |
| Harry Bladder | Seasons 7-8 | A spoof of Harry Potter. In it, Harry Bladder (Kyle), ReRon (Bryan), and Herhiney (Lisa) would attend magic class, usually potions with Professor Chafe, whose legs were badly chafed, causing him to be unnecessarily mean. The students often encountered the mischief-making Sacco (Shane). Many sketches including brewing potions that did silly things, like enlarge students' behinds, give males large breasts, or change people into bras. In one episode, Kenan Thompson appeared as Headmaster Pimpell (based on his old character); his grotesque pimple turned out to be the head of Lord Moldyshorts. A parody of this parody was, in the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, where Carl said Jimmy's character in the play was Perry Bladder, a very close parody. | Kyle Sullivan as Harry Bladder |
| Crazy Cab Driver | Seasons 7-8 | Starred Bryan Hearne as Zigfried, an incompetent taxi cab driver who would pick up various people. He would often sing "OL-LAY", annoy the passengers while driving, and call angry drivers "KUMQUAT!". One memorable sketch would be when the passengers were Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara reprising their roles as the Spy Kids. The passengers would never get to their destination and would fall out of the cab at the end of the sketch. | Bryan Hearne as Zigfried |
| Thelma Stump: Oldest Bodyguard in the Business | Seasons 8-9 | Featured Jamie Lynn's infamous character, Thelma Stump. Despite claiming to be a bodyguard, she was actually a security guard for the backstage of All That. She was extremely old, and loved to sit in her rocking chair and knit while singing "Ain't No Sunshine". She was large and lumpy, and also had an immense love of bacon ("Bacon goooood"). The sketches often featured a person, such as the musical guest or guest star, trying to pass Thelma. She would demand that the individual show her the backstage pass, which he or she rarely ever had. She would take their bacon where applicable, then usually beat them up until the person ran away. In one episode, Thelma Stump harasses a likeness of U.S president George W. Bush. In another, she meets Jamie Lynn's actual sister Britney Spears. | Jamie Spears as Thelma Stump |
| The Tilt-A-Hurl | Seasons 7-9 | Featured Ernie (Kyle), an intern at an amusement park. His job was to run a roller coaster called "The Tilt-A-Hurl", which was famous for making people vomit profusely. Anyone who rode the Tilt-A-Hurl had usually eaten some huge amount of food just before riding, such as a troop of Girl Scouts who had eaten s'mores or the hot-dog eating champion of the world. Before the people would throw up, Ernie would say "Here comes the loopy-de-loop", and then they would throw up. Ernie constantly tried to move out of the way of the inevitable vomit, but always failed. | Kyle Sullivan as Intern |
| Sugar and Coffee | Seasnos 7-10 | Featured Buzz (Kyle) and Kaffy (Lisa), who were hosts of a show called "Sugar and Coffee". As the title suggests, the pair was extremely hyperactive, as they constantly ate pure sugar and drank massive amounts of coffee. They would force their guests to do the same thing from giant orbs of sugar and coffee attached to the ceiling, which usually led to overactivity in the worst way. In the final series, they left their usual talk show set, and interrupted proceedings in such places as a school or hospital. Their catchphrase was "lower those orbs!" This was the first full-length sketch to feature the new cast, and was the most frequently used through their four seasons. This was used in the 10th anniversary. | Kyle Sullivan as Buzz
Lisa Foiles as Kaffy |
| ChitChat | Seasons 7-9 | Was a sketch that featured Stacy Chit (Giovonnie), host of her own late-night show "where the chat hits the fan!" Stacy always booked exciting guests, including pro skater Tony Hawk. Unfortunately, the guest would never do anything exciting, and often told long, boring stories (in the case of Tony Hawk, he wanted to discuss the joy of knitting). During those boring stories, Stacy would do something distracting to the guest, interrupting his/her story. When Stacy tired of the guest, she would scream "BORING!" and press a button on her desk. The guest's chair would then eject them, sending him or her flying out the window. In one memorable sketch, after Stacey launched someone, she went to sit down...unintentionally falling on the floor when trying to sit on her chair and causing everyone on set to laugh uncontrollably, including Giovonnie herself. | Giovonnie Samuels as Stacy Chit |
| The Unreal World | Seasons 8-9 | A parody of MTV's The Real World, featured monsters such as Spella, a spoiled & stuck up witch (Chelsea Brummet); Vlad, a suave & wealthy vampire (Jack DeSena); Spirit, the ghost of a cheerleader who was murdered after having a barbecue fork stuck in her head (Lisa Foiles); Frankie, an idiotic monster (Shane Lyons); Farrah, a sassy mummy (Giovonnie Samuels); Zoe, a decaying zombie (Jamie Lynn Spears, funny enough the name "Zoey" was used on Spear's show Zoey 101); Head, a frozen, disgruntled head found in the refrigerator (Christina Kirkman); and Gabe, an accountant (Kyle Sullivan) who turned into a werewolf. This sketch was voted as the greatest in All That history on the 10th Anniversary Reunion Special. | Various Cast Members |
| Randy Quench, Volunteer Fireman | Seasons 8-10 | The title character (Jack), was a deranged volunteer fireman (purported to frequently forget his medication) who interrupts various scenarios to extinguish relatively benign fires: candles, barbecues, or even a movie screen showing a burning building. He eventually uses a large hose to douse the entire cast and extras, often gives Chelsea's character mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and has the catch-cry "Here comes me," as he swings into action. This was used in the 10th anniversary. Whenever he said his name and his name appeared in red in captioning, the audience would cheer like bad valley girls. | Jack DeSena as Randy Quench |
| American Idiot | Seasons 7-9 | A parody of American Idol, featuring Kyle as Brian Peefest, Giovonnie as Mandy Snackson, Chelsea as Polly Baboon, and Jack as Slimon Bowel. Remaining cast-members would perform acts of idiocy on stage, and the judges would respond in the same manner as their real-life counterparts. | Kyle Sullivan as Bryan Peefest
Giovonnie Samuels as Mandy Snackson Chelsea Brummet as Polly Baboon Jack DeSena as Slimon Bowel |
| Sneaky Camera with Vance LaFoon | Season 9 | A one-time only sketch that featured Kyle Sullivan as Vance LaFoon, "master of practical jokes." In the sketch, Vance planned to hide inside a garbage can in order to surprise people by jumping out at them, à la Candid Camera. Unfortunately, when Vance climbed inside the garbage can, a large car ran over it, causing him to collapse. | Kyle Sullivan as Vance LaFoon |
| Comin' at Ya | Season 7 | A sketch in which a rotating pair of cast members would shoot a combination of 3 substances at the camera. | Various Cast Members |
| Connect the Zits | Season 7 | A sketch that featured Giovannie, who would play "connect the zits" on a older man's back. | Giovonnie Samuels as herself |
| Rate the Pain | Seasons 7-8 | A sketch that featured a random cast member and an older man who would have some horrible pain inflicted on himself. Some sketches included him watching an old lady undress, dropping a crab down his pants, and even having a piano falling on him from the ceiling. Every painful occurrence caused him to scream horribly, until he would deliver the pain's rating on a one to ten scale in a deadpan voice. The only event that ever scored a perfect ten was the old lady in a bikini. | Various Cast Members |
| Story Time With The Osbournes | Season 7-9 | A sketch where Ozzy Osbourne (played by Jack DeSena) would read a story to his family. Ozzy would always start out with "Once upon a time..." but somehow Sharon (Chelsea), Jack (Kyle), and Kelly (Lisa) would start a loud argument in reference to the story, therefore muting Ozzy's storytelling. At the end of the sketch, Ozzy would interrupt the argument and continue with "...And they all lived happily ever after; The End". | Jack DeSena as Ozzy Osbourne |
| Advice from the Old Lady in Shane's Mouth | Seasons 7-9 | Featured series creator Dan Schneider as an elderly woman who lived in Shane's mouth. She would give random advice, with the final piece always being, "DON'T LIVE IN A MOUTH!" | Shane Lyons as himself |
| Shane Fights with Stuff/Shane Vs. Things | Seasons 7-9 | Featured Shane dressed in a karate uniform, preparing to fight something. An unseen announcer would announce a seemingly harmless item as Shane's opponent, such as a toilet. Shane would laugh, but then the object would be tossed into the ring. Somehow, the object would always manage to cause Shane to collapse on the floor. | Shane Lyons |
| Bucket Man | Seasons 7-8 | Starred Shane as Bucket Man, a superhero. A bucket of radioactive waste had been dumped onto his head, granting him amazing superpowers. Unfortunately, the bucket was permanently stuck over his face, making Bucket Man unable to see anything. He would try to save the day, but always ended up running around blindly and destroying everything. | Shane Lyons as Bucket Man |
| Trashin' Fashion | Seasons 8-9 | Starred Lisa Foiles and Jamie Lynn Spears as Carlee and Marlee, two girls with a "passion for trashin' fashion!" The two would report live from various high school related events, such as a dance or a party. Carlee and Marlee would walk around the room and mock everyone's clothing choices but their own. Kyle would sometimes appear as the special "Nerd Correspondent." One notable sketch featured Carlee and Marlee making fun of police officers in too-small uniforms! This was used at the party in the green room at the 10th anniversary. | Jamie Spears as Carlee
Lisa Foiles as Marlee |
| Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald | Seasons 7-9 | Featured Lisa and a puppet named Oswald, controlled by Dan Schneider. Lisa would announce a vocabulary word, and Oswald would use it in a sentence. Oswald's sentences will always be extremely rude and offensive to Lisa; for example, when the word was "income", the sentence was, "I was having a good time, then income your ugly face!" | Lisa Foiles as herself |
| Wake-Up Scene | Seasons 7-9 | Featured a random cast member, waking up in their room, turning off the alarm clock and opening the blinds and finding the special/musical guest facing them, they'd always scream and run away and the special/musical guest was always telling them to stop screaming and to come back. | Various Cast Members |
| The Rougenecks | Season 9-10 | Featured a hillbilly family who is supposed to talk about a certain topic (which no one understands) so the husband suggests they ask Meemaw, but the daughter and wife always tells him that she's dead, but he doesn't believe them and does something that would make them think she is still alive. At the end of the skit, they fiddle dance. In the final season, the skit was spun off into Ask Meemaw.
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Various Cast Members |
| The LAMOS | Season 10 | A team of superheroes that didn't do anything right. They included:
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Various Cast Members |
| Zortogs | Season 10 | An alien family that owns a restaurant on Earth. They usually served meat. But the meat is not made out of regular meat, it is made out of humans. As a running gag, the Earth consumers would assume that anything that goes on in the restaurant is part of an "alien theme". The family is made up of Papa Zortog (Jack DeSena), Jessiquat Zortog (Chelsea Brummet), and their son and daughter Zsa Zsa and Gwok Zortog (Christina Kirkman and Denzel Whitaker respectively). | Jack DeSena as Papa Zortog
Chelsea Brummet as Jessiquat Zortog Christina Kirkman as Zsa Zsa Zortog Denzel Whitaker as Gwok Zortog |
| 2 Gether 4 Ever | Seasosn 9-10 | A skecth about a boy and a girl that like each other, and give tips on how to be "the perfect couple". Heather Darling (Lisa Foiles) is the head cheerleader and Brad Dashman (Jack DeSena) is a jock and her boyfriend. Heather and Brad would often make weird kissing noises in between the discussion. At the end of the sketch, they would argue. Then Heather would yell "INCOMING", and beat up Brad. Shane Lyons occasionally appeared as Cupid. In Season 10, When Shane departed, the role was taken over by Denzel Whitaker (this replacement was mentioned by Denzel as Cupid when he told off Brad and Heather: "I've been stuck, listening to your stupid arguments for years, ever since I was played by a white guy!"). In another episode, Cupid treated Brad and Heather like jerks and morons, and Brad and Heather yelled "INCOMING", and beat up Cupid. | Jack DeSena as Brad Dashman
Lisa Foiles as Heather Darling Shane Lyons as Cupid (Season 9) Denzel Whitaker as Cupid (Season 10) |
| Sunshine Sally | Seasons 9-10 | A sketch where a doll named Sunshine Sally (Christina Kirkman) would try to scare kids away for their parents. Also in the end of the skit she would tell the parents "So go get the tacos!". | Christina Kirkman as Sunshine Sally |
| Percy Flavin | Seasons 7-10 | (Jack DeSena) was a nerd who constantly blabbers about something important. He hosted a cooking show with Buford Rougeneck. In later seasons he hosted an arts and crafts show with his sister Poncy (Christina Kirkman) as they sky dived, which would end with them crashing though a building before finishing the project. | Jack DeSena as a Nerd |
| t.r.yell | Seasons 7-10 | A spoof on MTV's TRL with Jack DeSena as Carson Daly, who was often annoyed by the obnoxious, screaming fans. The sketch mainly revolved around young pop star sensation, "Lil' Fetus" (played by Bryan Hearne), who is so young that he hasn't even been born yet, and was only visible with the use of a sonograph. The sketch featured Lil' Fetus's pregnant mother, who was also his manager. (Seasons 7-8) Later, after Brian's departure, Lil' Fetus was replaced by Christina Kirkman as younger pop sensation "Lil' Embryo". | Jack DeSena as Carson Daly |
| Jeff Bester (Safety Tester) | Season 10 | Starred Denzel as a TV host, who would have guests demonstrate whether a product is "safe" or "unsafe". Jeff Bester would always deem the harmless product "unsafe" by using the product inappropriately and therefore, injuring the guest. One moment included filling a backpack with snakes and putting it over a man's (Kyle Sullivan) head. Jeff Bester would then say, "I declare this, UNSAFE!", punch a table, and scream like a buzzer. | Denzel Whitaker as a TV Host |
| Kareena Jones | Season 10 | (Kianna Underwood) is an negligent bus driver who calls the kids "babies/baby" while she drove the bus recklessly. In another episode, she picked up Percy Flavin (Jack DeSena), Poncy Flavin (Christina Kirkman), and Abbey Rhodes (Chelsea Brummet) while driving the bus. Kareena Jones would often forget to watch the road, mengle with the kids, and at one time let her friend, Mr. Artichoke Head (a doll with an artichoke for a head) drive the bus. Kareena Jones also appeared in some public service announcements, talking about her life, and frequently squirting invading security guards with pepper cheese. | Kianna Underwood as Kareena Jones |
| Driving Test | Season 9 | A sketch in which a different cast member would take his driving test, but the instructor, Mrs. Fishtail (Giovonnie Samuels) would often make it harder for the student to avoid driving recklessly. | Giovonnie Samuels as Mrs. Fistail |
| Jim Tasty | Season 10 | A sketch that starred Ryan Coleman a boy who everyone thought smelled delicious to a point where they would try to eat him. | Ryan Coleman as Jim Tasty |
| Toy ER | Season 7 | A sketch where doctors operate on people's toys. | Various Cast Members |
| Max and Mr. Flopples | Season 8 | A children's show spoof, featuring Max (Kyle) the friendly host and his unenthusiastic rabbit friend, Mr. Flopples (Bryan). | Kyle Sullivan as Max
Bryan as Mr. Flopples |
| Pickle Boy | Seasons 7-8 | A silent man who carried around a large plate of pickles and always nodded his head. | N/A |
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